what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.
#'Hey Steve how about this: I put your suit you put mine and we will', #'No Johnny', #'Oh come on Steve don't be so serious about life it'll be hillarious', #'Johnny I said no', #'Tony was right you are grumply old man who doesn't know how to have fun',
This just in: MCU fandom handles double-casting 150000% better than Whovians.
This will literally make your day
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
is that calum’s dick
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
This gives me life
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?