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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

matesprit:

matesprit:

when i was 12 a comment i made got into a ray william johnson video

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this was who i used to be

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

clifforonipizza:

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

is that calum’s dick

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

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lanadelonce:

This gives me life