I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
when i was 12 a comment i made got into a ray william johnson video
this was who i used to be
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.
#'Hey Steve how about this: I put your suit you put mine and we will', #'No Johnny', #'Oh come on Steve don't be so serious about life it'll be hillarious', #'Johnny I said no', #'Tony was right you are grumply old man who doesn't know how to have fun',
This just in: MCU fandom handles double-casting 150000% better than Whovians.
This will literally make your day
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
is that calum’s dick
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
This gives me life